Dilemma

[msconduct]

Which would be worse - a world without sex, or a world without electric blankets?

Comments

[enidw.livejournal.com]

Well, sex in life-long, loving, hot, passionate relationship/s where there's bed sharing makes electric blankets less important - but considering how unlikely a scenario this is, I'd have to say electric blankets. Especially where there's no central heating.

[msconduct.livejournal.com]

I think I'm inclining to that view myself.

[badasstronaut.livejournal.com]

As someone who's never owned or wanted an electric blanket, I'd have to say that their disappearance would not affect me at all.

[msconduct.livejournal.com]

Brr! How do you face the icy expanse of sheet?

[badasstronaut.livejournal.com]

With the relish of a Spartan.

[msconduct.livejournal.com]

Tomato or cucumber?

[frowningman.livejournal.com]

I found a decent woollen underlay does the trick, so a world without electric blankets can't be all that bad.

But without sex, humans would die out. I think that's probably the better world in the long run.

[badasstronaut.livejournal.com]

It'd be a bit of a drastic measure though.

[frowningman.livejournal.com]

Yes, I suppose it would be a slow and unpleasant extinction... but a warm one.

Mmm... relish...

[badasstronaut.livejournal.com]

Caramelised red onion.

I suppose there must be a point in one's life at which an electric blanket seems like a better idea than sex, but I'm definitely not there yet.

Custard slices on the other hand...

Re: Mmm... relish...

[enidw.livejournal.com]

Oooh...now I fancy caramelised onion relish. But not near the electric blanket. Also, I was so fond of my electric blanket that I used to sleep on it even when it got into the condition where it faintly buzzed when you turned it on.

Re: Mmm... relish...

[badasstronaut.livejournal.com]

You really shouldn't do that you know.

[msconduct.livejournal.com]

You non-electric-blanket people must be a new breed of superhuman. You don't morph into an unstoppable killing machine, by any chance?

[badasstronaut.livejournal.com]

That'd be kind of amusing. Hey - perhaps we don't need them because we already have a strong resistance element. Ha! Hahahahaha!

[msconduct.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!

[frowningman.livejournal.com]

I don't know about unstoppable. Unstoppable by a slightly chilly mattress, indeed, but as vulnerable as ever to high fences and trivial distractions. I don't know about killing machine, either... more of an angry whiner.

A woollen underlay is pretty good, you know. That and a box-stitch (proper, with internal walls) goose down duvet. Then there's nothing with the thermal mass that can really feel cold for more than a few seconds when you get in.