Biblical

[msconduct]

I was shopping at the supermarket this morning (first time I've ever ventured out in Level 3, but we've had no new community cases for five days and it's basically Covid cosplay at this point). As I was finishing my masked socially distanced checking out, suddenly everyone's phones went off with the peculiarly hideous buzzing noise and phone torch flashing that signals an emergency alert.

Mysterious! We're already at Level 3, they don't need to tell us again! Then I looked at my phone and saw this:



One crisis at a time, please. No pushing.