Things Just Keep Getting Weirder

[msconduct]

Much as I love each and every Queer Eye guy, I really have to wonder how Carson ever conned his way into a career in fashion. Tonight he was wedging a guy into flocked jeans. Flocked jeans! The poor bastard looked like a mobile balti house.

Comments

[badasstronaut.livejournal.com]

I don't even know what a flocked jean looks like.

[msconduct.livejournal.com]

Cherish your retinas. Don't ever try and find out.

[isaacfreeman.livejournal.com]

Msconduct is right. Don't make the same mistake I did. Listen to her advice.

Huh?

[badasstronaut.livejournal.com]

I can't see what's so bad.