The Empress Of Ice Cream

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I have an ice cream maker, and I have a book of Ben and Jerry's ice cream recipes. Realising that there was a synergy between these two items that I had been overlooking, I hastened forthwith into the kitchen. I am now the proud owner of a litre of Mocha Swiss Chocolate Almond, which is without doubt the ice cream of the gods.

Scratch that. To paraphrase Dawn French, it's not the gods'. It's mine.