They come not single spies, but in battalions

[msconduct]

Today I dropped an entire container of blueberries all over the kitchen floor. As I stood becalmed in a sea of blueberries, I heard meowing. When I glanced outside, I saw one of the cats heading determinedly towards the cat door with a dead rat.

At approximately the same time as this was occurring, my mother informs me, she was running topless from the shower to her glass back door to chase away the cat she heard banging through the cat door. But it wasn't a cat. It was a pair of Jehovah's Witnesses.

Comments

[badasstronaut.livejournal.com]

Are you sure it wasn't a Jehovah's Witness aiming to drag a dead rat through the cat door?

[msconduct.livejournal.com]

I don't think a dead rat in a Jehovah's Witness's mouth could much increase their alarm factor.