They Never Mention That Part

[msconduct]

Who cleans the toilets on the Starship Enterprise?

There are a bunch of officers. And there are lots of juniors too, to get squashed by random alien life forms. They trot about looking important, and presumably they do button-stabbing ship-running-type things. And they have yeomen, whose primary function appears to be Captain's Toy.

But I've never seen any of them with a bog-brush in hand.

Comments

[badasstronaut.livejournal.com]

Wouldn't they have fancy high-tech self cleaning toilets on Enterprise?

[msconduct.livejournal.com]

Actually, I'm sure you're right. They're probably like those pay ones that flush the whole room. Imagine getting stuck in one of those.

[strawfellow.livejournal.com]

Yeah, they have sonic things that clean the boil with sound waves, just like the sonic showers they have (except when a writer forgets about them and puts the Captain of Voyager in a low tech bath)