Friday Night Freezer Follies

My freezer is very, very ancient. So ancient the brand that used to make it no longer exists. And over the last few months it's been dying by degrees.

I tried to have it fixed, but tried in vain. After wasting $600 on this fruitless endeavour, I had to face the fact that it was time for me and my freezer to break up. And that was a horrible tragedy.

( Warning. This is a lengthy saga. )