Not To Mention That The Whole Thing's Just A Cynical Shopfest Anyway

[msconduct]

For Valentine's Day, The Warehouse was apparently selling five red roses for $7.99.

Five red roses. Five.

I'm not sure of the precise message five red roses in a Warehouse wrapper convey, but I am sure it's one I wouldn't want to hear.

Comments

[frowningman.livejournal.com]

Perhaps an allusion to how seriously they're saving for that really flash engagement ring? If you can think that way. I'm sure some can.

[badasstronaut.livejournal.com]

I think it means 'I'm a cheap-arse, will you shag me anyway?'. Or 'If I send five to you and five to her it'll still cost a bit less and I double my chances of success'.