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I've always had freezing feet. Even when the rest of me has a raging fever, my feet could keep sides of beef fresh.

And now I've figured out why. There are always cold draughts circulating where you see ghosts, right?* And that's the answer. My feet are haunted.

Now I need a foot exorcist. 

*See Mary Roach's "Spook" for an explanation without invoking the supernatural of the cold draught phenomenon.