Danger! Danger!

Cirque Du Soleil's Quidam show has clowns that are funny. Not only funny, hysterically funny. And what's more, they aren't even slightly scary.

The existence of funny, non-scary clowns is an oxymoron so extreme as to put the universe in danger of exploding. Perhaps we should all prod ourselves to make sure we haven't moved onto another plane of existence when we weren't looking.