Why I Love Being Self-Employed

[msconduct]

Today I did an Oracle install on a Unix machine four hundred miles away while simultaneously making quince paste. The only tricky part was configuring the router so the quince pastin' microwave didn't cut off my wireless internet connection.

And that's why I'm never working for The Man again. The Man never let me make quince paste. In fluffy slippers.

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[isaacfreeman.livejournal.com]

The Man has a thing about quinces. They make him nervous.