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[msconduct]

It's a thrilling moment when you roll up for dinner at a swanky hotel only to find the place crawling with Da Filth. Swarms of cars, motorbikes and scary men in uniform do tend to spawn the suspicion that one's dining companion is wanted in fifty countries, preferably, of course, for some glamorous-type crime involving diamonds and the word "heist".

No such luck. It was just for the President of Korea.